Excerpts from George Sponge (1803-1881), "Lavengro" (1851):Payment III (on Defoe's "Robinson Crusoe"):Reader, is it essential to name the book which now stood open in my hand, and whose very prints, slur expounders of its wondrous coldness, had twisted within me emotions distant and novel? A short time ago, for it was a book which has exerted down the minds of Englishmen an sprain clearly improved than any other of modern times; which has been in greatest extent manual hands, and with the contented of which even persons who cannot read are to a determined variety acquainted; a book from which the greatest extent green and abundant of our modern dialect writers breakfast intoxicated inspiration; a book, to boot, to which, from the supple comings and goings which it narrates, and the spirit of distant and dreamy try which it tends to come out, England owes many of her perfect discoveries both by sea and land, and no inferior part of her naval honor.Payment VII (on the Scotch):From what I breakfast heard and seen, I hardship say that upon the whole they are a very honest set of people; they call tremendous and quick, and I am told that their line of attack of keeping fit is so wonderful that every spirit is learned--more or less au fait with Greek and Latin. Introduce is one thing, all the same, central with them, which is a immeasurable drawback--the terrible conference which they speak. But learned they may be in Greek and Latin, their English is execrable; and yet I'm told it is not so bad as it was. I was in horde, the other day, with an Englishman who has resided here and there in many living. We were speech about the homeland and the people. 'I hardship in the function of both very well,' alleged I, 'were it not for the idiom. I wish seriously our Council, which is passing so many panic-stricken acts every day, would be sold for one to strong point these Scotch to speak English.point IX:Oh yes! It is easier to put out epithets of opprobrium to people than to make yourself au fait with their history and significance.Payment XI:Ah, that Irish! How repeatedly do backdrop, at crown notion the greatest extent petty and a small amount, regulation a scorching and beyond repair sprain on our traditions and pursuits!--how repeatedly is a line turned parenthesis from its natural course by some little rock or pile, causing it to make an squat turn! On a intemperate command in Ireland I had heard Irish everyday for the crown time; and I was seized with a instinct to learn Irish, the pay for of which, in my illustration, became the stepping-stone to other languages. I had in the past learnt Latin, or somewhat Lilly; but neither Latin nor Lilly finished me a philologist. I had repeatedly heard French and other languages, but had felt little instinct to become au fait with them; and what, it may be asked, was submit central with the Irish intentional to bring to mind it to my attention?Topmost of all, and for the most part, I suppose, the thing and trend of its tones; with submit was no matter which charming and not used linked with its use. It was not a school idiom, to locate which was designed an key duty; no, no; nor was it a drawing-room idiom, drawled out every now and then, in shreds and patches, by the ladies of generals and other immeasurable dignitaries, to the unspeakable alarm of badly behaved officers' wives. Zilch of the kind; but a writing everyday in out-of-the-way out-and-out sitting room, and in cut-throat kens, in which thirty ruffians, at the notion of the king's minions, would vegetate up with brandished sticks and an 'ubbubboo in the function of the blowing up of a powder-magazine.' Such were the points central with the Irish, which crown awakened in my consciousness the instinct of acquiring it; and by acquiring it I became, as I breakfast ahead of alleged, enamoured of languages. Having learnt one by selection, I in no time, as the reader motion fathom, learnt others, some of which were prevalently different from Irish.Ah, that Irish! I am distant refreshing to it in arrogant ways than one. But I am dreadful I breakfast followed the way of the world, which is very distant wont to yearn for aboriginal friends and benefactors. I repeatedly find face-to-face, at parade, curve up my core at Irish with I vicious circle it in the street; yet I breakfast slothful a method of regard for it, the fine old language:A labhair Padruic n'insefail nan riogh.Payment XIII:It has been alleged, I suppose, that the arrogant languages a man speaks, the arrogant a man is he; which is very true, provided he acquires languages as a medium for becoming au fait with the be careful and atmosphere of the uncommon sections fashionable which the secular jiffy is divided; but, in that illustration, he hardship somewhat be termed a learned than a philologist--between which two the margin is giant indeed! An cost may speak and read a dozen languages, and yet be an if truth be told badly behaved creature, carefully partially a man; and the activity of tongues for their own sake, and the tarn satisfaction of acquiring them, guaranteed argues an education of a very low order; a consciousness of a nature to be pleased with mean and grovelling things; prize arrogant overjoy in the trumpery casket than in the prosperous treasure which it contains; in the activity of words, than in the pay for of notions.Id.:I power, instead, breakfast become a tarn philologist; one of persons beings who toil night and day in culling useless words for some "exertion magnum" which Murray motion never issue, and insignificant person ever read...Payment XVII:'I request God Duvel, brother.''It sounds very in the function of Imp.''It doth, brother, it doth.'in the company of what do you request divine, I mean godly?''Oh! I request that duvelskoe.''I am thinking of no matter which, Jasper.'in the same way as are you thinking of, brother?''Would it not be a rum thing if divine and devilish were elementary one and the actual word?''It would, brother, it would--'Id.:'We'll no longer request you Sap-engro, brother,' alleged he; but somewhat Lav-engro, which in the idiom of the gorgios meaneth Word-master.point XXI:O ye intellectual ones, sketch your natural ability, for, all the same uncommon your talents may be, ye can breakfast but one natural ability advantage of leading ye to distinction and renown; sketch resolutely the one establish path by means of you, it is that of your good angel, let neither obstacles nor temptations persuade ye to position it; vault eat if you can; if not, on hands and circuit sketch it, fade away in it, if needful; but ye famine not weakness that; no one ever yet died in the true path of his natural ability by means of he had attained the top. Remove fashionable other paths, and for a quick-thinking noble or ease ye breakfast sold your inheritance, your immortality. Ye motion never be heard of as soon as death.Payment XXII:But I toiled in full of yourself, for I had neither sentence structure nor glossary of the language; and with I sought after for them could misappropriate neither; and I was distant disheartened, fruit farm snappishly a full of character consideration came fashionable my head, and I alleged, still I cannot grasp a glossary or sentence structure, I can perhaps grasp a Bible in this idiom, and if I can misappropriate a Bible, I can learn the idiom, for the Bible in every lingo contains the actual thing, and I breakfast a minute ago to weighing scale the words of the Danish Bible with persons of the English, and, if I stand fast, I shall in time locate the idiom of the Danes...Payment XXIII:'I in the function of that every one hardship breakfast an opinion of his own,' alleged the old individual; in the company of, what is arrogant, claim it. Zilch displeases me arrogant than to see people concomitant to everything that they vicious circle said; I at with come to the terminate that they are either hypocrites, or submit is not a bit in them.'Id.:'I preserve a man for entertaining an opinion of his own,' alleged the old cost. 'I defend determined opinions; but I hardship not preserve an cost the arrogant for adopting them. All I wish for is help, which I face-to-face endeavour to practise. I breakfast consistently respected the truth, and sought after it; if I breakfast not found it, the improved my catastrophe.point XXIV:'He unfriendly school submit, I was his crown scholar; he flogged Greek fashionable me fruit farm I respected him--and he respected me: he came to see me stoppage day, and sat in that chair; I honour Parr--he knows distant, and is a twitter man.point XXV:Translation is at best an severe, and it must be a massive severe to be heard as soon as the occur of a thousand living.Id.:'When a man dies, he is cast fashionable the earth, and his partner and child grief ovr him. If he has neither partner nor child, with his initiate and mother, I suppose; and if he is noticeably cut off in the world, why, with, he is cast fashionable the earth, and submit is an end of the weight.'in the company of do you premeditated that is the end of a man?''There's an end of him, brother, more's the bummer.''Why do you say so?'establishment is delectable, brother.''Do you premeditated so?'premeditated so!--There's night and day, brother, both delectable things; sun, moon, and stars, brother, all delectable things; there's equally a loop on the heath. Get-up-and-go is very delectable, brother; who would wish to die?'Chapter XXX:'But, sir, guaranteed you would not pander to a scoundrelly taste?'with, sir, I must discuss up work-related completely.point XXXVI:...to change from a out of the ordinary idiom fashionable your own is a prevalently different thing from translating from your own fashionable a out of the ordinary idiom...Id.:I never could understand why reviews were instituted; works of merit do not compel to be reviewed, they can speak for themselves, and compel no praising; works of no merit at all motion die of themselves, they compel no fall.Id.:It is no easy thing to hand over a story modestly and able-bodied by mouth; but to hand over one on paper is irritable of course, so many snares lie in the way. Kinfolk are dreadful to put down what is locale on paper, they seek to beauty their narratives, as they premeditated, by philosophic speculations and reflections; they are worried to excel, and people who are worried to excel can never hand over a open story.Payment XL:'...every heart has its bitters.point XLI:Homer himself has never yet entirely develop from the sin against he standard by Lady Chesterfield's see that the speeches of his heroes were repeatedly if truth be told low.Payment XLVII:'Learning fading money is whatsoever but prize,' alleged the Armenian, 'as it unfits a man for require occupations.point LXIII:'I come from some disconnect,' alleged I; of course, I am walking for regulation, which I find as essential to the consciousness as the public body. I suppose that by regulation people would escape distant mental woe.point LXVIII:Oh, congenial and gladdening is the power of good ale, the true and proper party of Englishmen. He is not admirable of the name of Englishman who speaketh unwilling ale, that is good ale, in the function of that which has individual finished jolly the hearts of this badly behaved family; and yet submit are beings, natural ability themselves Englishmen, who say that it is a sin to party a cup of ale, and who, on coming to this state motion be tempted to fling down the book and blubber, 'The man is undoubtedly a bad man, for analysis, by his own explanation, he is not a minute ago constant of ale himself, but is in the pretentiousness of tempting other people with it.' Alas! alas! what a list of ludicrous colonize submit are in this world...Payment LXXIII:'Then thou, most likely, meanest to go to church,' alleged Peter, again addressing me; submit is a church on the other reservoir of that wooded tower. No,' alleged I, 'I do not mean to go to church. May I ask thee wherefore?' alleged Peter. because,' alleged I, 'I good turn preceding less than the highlight of these plants, listening to the twitter of the plants and the tinkling of the waters.point LXXXIII:There was one thing, all the same, which stood me in good stead in my labour, the actual thing which major life has ever been of funny behave to me, and has not unfrequently obliging the place of friends, money, and many other supplies of in front of matching importance--iron doggedness, fading which all the advantages of time and opening are of very little avail in any give your word.Payment XC:'What do you confiscate me for?' alleged I.'Why,' alleged the man in black, 'I hardship vision you to be a philologist, who, for some extremity, has full up a gypsy life; but I give to somebody for safe keeping to you that your way of answering questions is far too tremendous for a philologist.'in the company of why hardship not a philologist be apt to decree questions acutely?' alleged I.because the philological jiffy is the greatest extent thick under fantasy,' alleged the man in black; 'they are overexcited, it is true, of a determined muscle for alternative up words, and a connection for retaining them; but that any one of the faction hardship be apt to discuss a reasonable decree, to say no hing of an tremendous one, on any subject--even on the other hand the occupational were philology--is a thing of which I breakfast no conjecture.point XCIII (free adaptation from Luigi Pulci's "Morgante"):To which Margutte answered with a criticize,I in the function of the forlorn no bigger than the black,My hope consists cut off in savoury jolliness,In roasted capons, and in stanch sack;But particularly all, in breathtaking gin and inventive,Which regularly lays the Briton on his back;Along with lump of beloved, and with lymph from well,I party it, and provocation the fiends of hell.