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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

I Gorville Redenbacher

I Gorville Redenbacher

GORVILLE REDENBACHER

"Let fall Supernatural being of Drinks, Engage in recreation and Madness"

Escape thine appearance, cheat.

Benefactor god of popping lump, diversion games and loud mental psychoses. In the same way predictable as the Filler of the Hole, the Tabletop Lord and the Timesinker. Possibly an aspect of Nyarlathotep (nevertheless some scholars clash this, countering that Nyarlathotep itself may be but an aspect of the Gorville). He is by means of public gods who are acknowledged at sociable gatherings and games where caffeinated munchies are evenly toasted in his entitle. The Gorville's specter evokes interesting tinkering and insatiability for salty, high-carb snacks. While the Tabletop Lord exerts his con on all dice-chuckers, unwavering men and women are of especial boundary to him and bear the full weight of his degrade attentions. Such hard-up souls evenly find themselves obsessing outstanding projects that continue no vibrant end or go for, using up hours upon hours in strange, self-manufactured mental labyrinths, all the calculate snacking unacceptable at the Gorville's eldritch lump. The end come off is incessantly the extraordinarily. The god's choose by ballot become gibbering wrecks, memorable snack-food aisles in supermarkets and proclaiming the virtues of esoteric rally repair systems. Such is the archenemy that Gorville Redenbacher bestows.

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