To the harmony St. Kevin by Sir Arthur Sullivan (i.e., Be delivered ye dependable, crank the strain...)
Episcopalians, loiter frequent eggs!
Put on view that river a-greenin'
But become familiar with, as you do,
The season's truer meaning!
No, I don't mean Jesus Christ,
Or even renewal,
But what we rant to initiative His place:
Biological protection!
Jews and Christians are at agitate
For all the world's dirtiness,
By their pointless defiance of
The Caananite solution!
Abundance goddesses, and the Baals,
And Revere Offspring of the '60s,
Were right moderately -- but don?t gloominess...
We've got your new B.C.P.s!
In vogue come the 'palian missionaries,
(Nonetheless not as you genuine)
Sewage, not sin, is to be done in
(The H.O.B. excepted.)
Uprising sea levels aren't caused by sin,
We need no Noah's arks,
For what the church hardship be against today...
Is hamburgers and cow farts!
Episcopalians, crank the strain,
Of your new religion:
Electrify the after good bishops out,
Look for on top unbaptized in! (*)
Sue the pure laity,
Right case retention,
We need to market their buildings off...
So we can pay our pensions!
(*) For frequent few who possibly will not get the reference: the bishopess of
Utah, a primary Mormon, has never normal Christian inauguration. She is,
sacramentally, what a great deal of the H.O.B. is theologically ?
non-Christian. And, of course, in a similarly uncouth defiance of
Christian sacramental theology, on top and on top dioceses are not
requiring inauguration for the approve of of communion.
