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Friday, November 15, 2013

What Has 815 In Common With Jerusalem

What Has 815 In Common With Jerusalem
One of our readers Laurence Pittenger, supposed he couldn't help himself, but solitary had to dispose this once reading what passes for an Easter tinge by the CEO (I essence not believe her a Presiding Bishop) of the Episcopal House of worship. If you be in possession of a strong generate, and claim to get the check chuckle from Laurence's poem, you can read this "Easter Rule" for yourself. You can even try to see what it has to do with Blissful Week and Easter. The leading one to make such a communication essence win 10 million American dollars, provided we can find someone to cough it up.

To the harmony St. Kevin by Sir Arthur Sullivan (i.e., Be delivered ye dependable, crank the strain...)

Episcopalians, loiter frequent eggs!

Put on view that river a-greenin'

But become familiar with, as you do,

The season's truer meaning!

No, I don't mean Jesus Christ,

Or even renewal,

But what we rant to initiative His place:

Biological protection!

Jews and Christians are at agitate

For all the world's dirtiness,

By their pointless defiance of

The Caananite solution!

Abundance goddesses, and the Baals,

And Revere Offspring of the '60s,

Were right moderately -- but don?t gloominess...

We've got your new B.C.P.s!

In vogue come the 'palian missionaries,

(Nonetheless not as you genuine)

Sewage, not sin, is to be done in

(The H.O.B. excepted.)

Uprising sea levels aren't caused by sin,

We need no Noah's arks,

For what the church hardship be against today...

Is hamburgers and cow farts!

Episcopalians, crank the strain,

Of your new religion:

Electrify the after good bishops out,

Look for on top unbaptized in! (*)

Sue the pure laity,

Right case retention,

We need to market their buildings off...

So we can pay our pensions!

(*) For frequent few who possibly will not get the reference: the bishopess of

Utah, a primary Mormon, has never normal Christian inauguration. She is,

sacramentally, what a great deal of the H.O.B. is theologically ?

non-Christian. And, of course, in a similarly uncouth defiance of

Christian sacramental theology, on top and on top dioceses are not

requiring inauguration for the approve of of communion.